Yorkshire Alps at the Mid-Summer Solstice
A Monday night in late December 2005 and a group of us met in the
Ackhorn PH for a debrief (beer) the night after the Winter Solstice Tan
Hill run (a "cheeky little ride" as Mac put it!). Some of us had
ridden; others were inquisitive to see what sort of state we were in. I
commented, in an off-hand way, that the symmetry would be complete if
we tackled something challenging at the summer solstice.
A long debate followed. The open fire crackled and with a couple of
pints of Timothy Taylors' finest nestling comfortably in our bellies,
our optimism and bravado grew. Mac mentioned something called the
"Yorkshire Alps"; we wanted to know more.
The route is a traditional Clifton challenge, popular in the 60s and
70s. The route followed the A1 north to Scotch corner where left up
over Bowes Moor on the A66. At Brough it turned south for Tan Hill,
Buttertubs, Fleets Moss, Fancarl and back along Nidderdale to finish at
Exhibition Square. About 160 miles. The idea was that the Racing
Secretary timed you out and timed you back and certificates were
presented for beating either 12 or 14 hours. "The trick with the ride"
said Mac "is to be lucky and get good conditions. You can leave York in
nice weather in the summer and still drop for strong winds, heavy rain
or hail over the tops. Ideally you leave York in the still early
morning and pick up a tail wind north westerly to come home."
Keith Barker still holds the record from a ride dating back to 1975. He
was a good tester at all distances and loved riding the hills, the
steeper the better. Among other awards he is "Captain of the Cols" for
riding many of the passes on the continent given by one of the French
touring associations. He had good conditions, his first stop was a foot
down at Tan Hill. He recorded a staggering 9 hours 20 mins!
John McSherry, always one for making things a bit hard, rode it
overnight in 1979. at the age of 16.
Mac had us hooked and was playing us well. But what about the A1/A66;
you couldn't ride up there now! I committed to go home and find an
alternative route on the map following the original as closely as
possible, but keeping out of the traffic. The following week, back in
the pub, I laid it out - Helperby - Topcliffe - Bedale - Richmond -
Marske - Reeth - Tan Hill - Buttertubs - Fleets Moss - Fancarl - Duck
Street - Pannel - home. About 245km (150miles) and 3000m of climbing.
Not quite as long as the original, but on heavier roads. Mac considered
this new route slightly harder if anything. OK, we set a date for 18th
June and Steve got another round in.
Early June 2006 was hot and sunny, but the morning of Sunday 18th dawned
cooler, about 17°C, as we congregated in the Square at 0700. Mac was
there to wave us off and riding were Steve Savage, Helen Scull, Willy
Hoedeman, Andy Stanforth, Stuart Jones, Ian Kent and myself. Mac told
me that he had ridden himself in 1980 when the great Ray "Ironman"
Thompson had been in the Square to wave them off.
That day they had Mac (vet), Chris Nutland (sen), Nigel Lawson (jun,
then 17 and now owns Haxby Cycle Shop) and Ian McCormick (juv, just 14).
Their bikes were all steel, 10 or 12 gears (non-index). Ours were,
well, 21st century!
So off we set with a gentle south westerly, tapping along through
Shipton, Tollerton, Helperby, Topcliffe then onto that lovely lane by
the weir to bring us to Skipton-on-Swale. Over the River, then under
the A1 and north through Kirklington and Burneston, villages that have
the air of the long gone importance of an old coaching route. After 39
miles in exactly 2 hours we rattled through Bedale before swinging off
the A684 to Newton le Willows. It was clouding over now, but nothing
disconcerting and we swung north again bound for Catterick Garrison.
It was on a steepish pull through Scotton that the SPD mechanism on my
right pedal pinged off! This was a problem as all I could do was push
the cleat down precariously onto what remained of the pedal and with all
the climbing still to do it was an added challenge I could have done
without. The ride became a test of smooth pedalling and shall we say
that, at best, I scraped a "C minus". That evening my right ankle was
swollen and bleeding and my left knee was black and blue after crashing
into the top tube every time my right foot slipped. I apologise to my
companions for my occasional profanities! But enough of that; my
reconnaissance of Richmond 2 weeks previously had earmarked a petrol
station with shop and park bench outside for our first 15 minute break.
Spirits were high as we considered the route in front. Twenty six
years earlier Mac's group may have not been as jolly as they rounded
Scotch corner into the teeth of a rising headwind.
The obvious route to Reeth follows the valley floor first on the A6108
then on the B6270, but I led us on an unclassified alternative running
parallel and to the north through Marske. This is important as there
are two extra climbs, quite stiff, in place of the Bowes Moor climb on
the original route. On the second of these two climbs it started to
rain.
Those of you that know me from the clubruns understand that I always
take a waterproof. But it had been so, well, hot! For this ride,
without thinking, I'd just stuffed a windproof gillet in my back pocket.
Others were in a worse situation; Andy was in just shorts and
short-sleeved jersey and the temperature soon dropped to 11°C. Now it
wouldn't matter much on an hour's training spin, but on an epic like
this we could all do without wasting energy shivering. I was annoyed
with myself.
We hacked through Reeth and into Arkengarth Dale, my least favourite
approach to Tan Hill; it feels like you climb it twice. Climb 100m,
drop 50m, climb another 100m then, you've guessed it, drop 50m again.
Helen, Steve, Andy and Ian were setting a strong pace and I dropped back
with Willy and Stuart. I was honoured to be with them. In case you
didn't know, Willy fell off his bike at Easter 2005, shattering his
right hip joint. After insertion of a fair mass of iron-mongery he was
soon back on his bike and completed the Winter Solstice Tan Hill run
just 8 months later. It's worth pausing to think about that! Stuart
won't mind me telling you that he was carrying a couple of stones of
extra ballast through the summer of 2006 and yet he drove himself around
some of the longest most mountainous rides imaginable with never a word
of complaint or self pity. Apart from the Yorkshire Alps he also
completed the Dales Grimpeur 180k Audax with us as well as the Tan Hill
Audax in August. An ability to suffer is rated highly in this sport.
By Tan Hill it was raining hard and true to my oft' spoke maxim
"hypothermia finds it harder to strike a moving target" I shoo-ed the
others out of the snug and on down into Swaledale. Past my favourite
Youth Hostel at Keld (I can't believe they're closing it) and on down
possibly the finest road in England towards Thwaite. The Farmer's Arms
in Thwaite (oak-casked Theakston's by the way) has provided a few mellow
evenings before the twilight ride back to Keld YH.
Meanwhile, back to the Yorkshire Alps and Buttertubs provided the next
obstacle. The rain was fair lashing down now and we couldn't have been
wetter if we'd jumped in the Swale. We were mixed up in some sort of
classic car rally. A 1930s Bentley broke down on the 25% section and
was towed up by a WWII Jeep. Stuart had found his climbing legs and
Willy and I just rolled the gear around towards the Buttertubs at the
top. The Buttertubs are a group of holes by the side of the road,
reputed to be "bottomless". "Some more bottomless than others!" a Youth
Hostel warden at Keld once told me. I'd suggested to the others that
we regrouped in the cafe in Hawes rather than at the top of the pass and
this proved to be a good call as the descent was perishing!
There was much hilarity in the cafe as a combination of shivering, wet
flags and non-recessed cleats resulted in yours-truly doing a cross
between the Can-Can, Swan Lake and the splits. Come on, you've all done
it!
Fleets Moss was next and the hardest climb yet; not helped by the
enormous sausage sandwiches consumed at the cafe. Willy had been up
here a couple times in the last few weeks in the White Rose Classic and
Dales Grimpeur. "Its getting like an old friend" he said. There was a
pause and his voice lowered an octave; "hello old friend!" Ian and Andy
nearly fell off laughing. 26 years previously Mac's party had romped
up here by comparison with a steady tail-wind although the hang-gliders
circling above had been mistaken for vultures. Over the top and, wehey,
the rain stopped. The roads were still slimy though, as Helen and
Stuart found at the cattle-grid half way down - no permanent damage done
though.
Hubberholme, Buckden, Starbotton, Kettlewell, we were humming along on
the gentle descent. On through Conistone and into Grassington for
another "munchy stop". The Spa shop was plundered and I demolished a
6-pack of Eccles cakes even though I'd planned to save a couple until
later - you know what its like; you don't realise what you've done ‘til
after!
I had my eye on 12 hours for the ride and it was going to be tight, so I
rounded everyone up and pointed them towards Fancarl. There was a fair
amount of late afternoon traffic which meant single file riding and
with well over 100 miles covered the gradient bit hard. I tried to
match Steve which was not my smartest move of the day - of all of us he
was the one that was race fit and although too polite to ride away from
me his shallow breathing betrayed the difference between us! I crested
the summit with Helen, as far as we know she is the first
lady/woman/lass to complete the Yorkshire Alps and she did it in some
style, climbing very strongly and never in trouble.
We regrouped at the top and turned onto Duck Street then Pennypot Lane
and it was now Ian's turn to tow the group. If I had a pound for every
hour I'd spent staring at Ian's rear mech I'd be riding a Colnago now!
It is said that Ian has one speed: hard, and on the flat to rolling
terrain with 200km under the belt, he was in his element! Andy joined
him on the front and between them they made light work of the run in.
That morning Mac had given me an envelope with his phone number on the
front and 30p inside. "Give me a call when you're an hour from York" he
said. I fished it out in Pannel, it had turned to papier-mâche, but
was just about decipherable.
Steve and I took to the front making frequent calculations about the
ETA; 12 hours would be difficult. From Long Marston to the ring road we
held it above 22 mph; OK easy on a chain-gang, but after that ride?!
Luckily York was quiet and we hammered around the inner ring road
finishing in 11hours 57 minutes, 151 miles Square to Square. A similar
time to Mac's group 26 years earlier.
Mac was waiting for us, top man! He had bottles of mineral water for
us; spot on, my stomach couldn't cope with anything else! I had a big
buzz as seven had started and seven finished, together, in good order,
with no melodrama and great team work.
So, if any of you want to follow in our wheel tracks, I'd be really
pleased to explain the route to you in more detail. You obviously need
to be "clubrun fit" plus a bit! But with careful planning and a bottom
gear in the low 30 inches, it's probably not as hard as you'd expect at
first. Go on!
Rob Osman (with thanks to Mac for the research)